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17-year-olds:  When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
20-somethings:  Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
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Harmony feels small in their presence, so she decides to split hairs with the Bear.

'Say, Ron, you look tired. Have you ever been tested for diseases?'

Ron replies, ‘At least I’m not a hideous fucker.’

She says, ‘Are you going home for Christmas? I’m going home. My family’s got money.’

He says, ‘No, we’re staying here. We’re going to find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is, and rule the fucking school. So run home and open your presents. I hope you get a new pillow to cry into.’

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-Wizard People, Dear Reader (via cant-live-my-life-in-yesterday)